January 2011
*is back*.....*two-week absence was not noticed*
A Frank Iero just casually mating with a guitar...
torosaurus-:
nadiahasnobrain:
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:
fdhsftrymnktnjdtjln wait what
Straight ahead you can see a sassy girl riding a magical unicorn
And around the corner you can see the endangered Pokerface-Awkardknees, famous for their emotionless faces!
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
lovesickteenagers-:
sidewalk-chalk:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where...
lol, you. are so. tacky.
First, you get caught having sex in a classroom at school.
Then, it turns out you’re pregnant.
The guy’s BEYOND supportive, and transfers to an academy across the city (sacrificing his entire senior year) so he can graduate early and get a job— then move to an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STATE so he can marry you and step up to the plate as a dad.
You’re both barely 17 and...
Remember
strychninetwitch:
partypoison69:
omg
What if Gerard and Lindsey had named Bandit...
fabulous-killjoy:
fueledbyskittles:
moikoiunicornattack:
OH MY GOD
LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAH.
DJKALDJFLDCLNCLJCK
THIS TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO GET
giaface replied to your post: Is it weird that I...
agentbloodlust:
“NOT WEIRD.”
I AM NOT ALONE!
THE UNPOPULAR OPINION
-lovewontstopthisbomb:
bulletproofpoison-:
agentbloodlust:
sabrinarcissism:
markh0ppi-:
whendidshegetallconfident:
regainrepose:
I don’t think anyone from MCR is attractive in the slightest.
im going to lose 5 followers at least.
now.
It’s pretty cool how you learned to type while blind.
that. ^
When you show someone else something funny you...
andthatlittleblackdress:
You:
Them:
STORY OF MY LIFE~
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ASDFGHJKL; IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN'T STAND ON MY...
Nosrsly, I don’t watch horror movies.
I saw I Know What You Did Last Summer at 7 years old and I’m burned off of gore flicks for life.
The scariest movie I can bear is The Skeleton Key, and I still make sure to watch it during the day, prerecorded so I can fast forward through the creepy voodoo bits.
“For my brother, Mikey Way, and all the Saturdays spent reading comics, firing...”
– Gerard Way (The Umbrella Academy: Dallas)
We are the kids from yesterday.: Dear Gerard... →
agentbloodlust:
You say that we are finally seeing the “real” you. And that before it wasn’t really you. That disguise you thought you put on..? It wasn’t really a disguise. You are finally happy. You’ve just probably never known what that has felt like so this is new to you. I’m so proud of you, you have no…
my life.
lexieierodesrosiers:
famouslastwords—:
that awkward moment when some kid in your class says “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SUCKS” and you’re all like
and everyone else is just like
then they say something about gerards hair being gay and you’re all like
and then theyre all like
and you’re all like
then you bitchslap them like
then you have an epic battle. which you...
I think Tumblrians should create a...
halfwayoutofthedark:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully...
AW FRANK.
interviewer: i wanted to ask you where you were, because you weren't at the big wing ding last night with weezer !
frank: i know, i was home bottle feeding my babies *giggles*
interviewer: well, you know, i mean, every now and then you gotta say what's more important and in this instance i would probably go with being on stage with weezer, no offense to the kids, i'm just saying.
frank: *giggles* you know, on paper that's true, but if you saw how damn cute they were you can't deny them food.
n o s t a l g i a: So if the Killjoys are taking... →
stfusamm:
eatingallthebutterscotchpudding:
What happens when she gets to that age
I can just imagine them giving her “the talk”
“Well Grace…when two Killjoys love each other very much they umm….Kobra Kid help me out here”-Ray
” *poker face* “-Mikey..*looks towards Gee*
…
smitty-werben-nigger-manjensen asked: lol stupid nigger
smitty-werben-nigger-manjensen asked: lol stupid nigger
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
xdefiance:
ifacepunchpeople:
fascinatedowl:
cyanideimploder-:
onlyhopeforme:
Then they walk passed you and give it to someone else who ordered the same thing as you.
lolol xD
LOLOLing so hard
reblogged this already but IDGAF IT’S BRILLIANT.
Can MCR fans please reblog this.
brandyway:
The “eat shit Bob” tweet was from January 4th, 2008. Before MCR publicly announced they had Twitter’s. Bob was still in the band, playing shows, ect. And whoever posted that edited out the 2008 in it. Please stop trying to cause drama for attention. The guys would NEVER fucking trash talk Bob. They were emotional wrecks when they asked him to leave the band.
I just had a thought.
earth-to-gracie:
You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
My Poncho Boys: Please Help →
inourownprettyways:
As some of you may be aware, Kenneth Tong has a twitter which he has been using to promote managed anorexia.
These are just the tip of the ice berg, there are pages and pages of this shit. It’s one of the most unbelievable and sickening things I have ever seen….
Oh my god, Mikey Way, how can you even be slightly...
torosaurus-:
-fameisnowinjectable:
life ending cancer
“I’M ALLERGIC.”
Guys, we need your help.
wolfe-:
Please report this guy - http://twitter.com/#!/MrKennethTong - to Twitter. Send as many emails as you can and most importantly, REPORT HIM. He is endorsing anorexia and is working to get his “anorexia pill” on the market. Please reblog and report this disgusting and awful person to Twitter. We need to get him off there.
Frankie your testosterone is showing.
xlookalivesunshine:
atomichydrogen:
zponjo-qonejozo:
superiero:
jazzhandedbatman:
merci-pour-le-venin-:
sergeant-toxic-raven:
emilysachs:
LOL OMG
PHAHAHA
OH FRANK YOU MAN YOU
JKHKHJKHKJH OMG
slkgjldjajdfljggdlgkjadkjgd wghahahahhaha xDDD
SUPER MACHO
^ SUPER MACHO HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I CAN’T BREATHE.
let's just talk about frank iero for a second.
mynameisjessa:
thegunstheysell:
he’s got great hair no matter what he does with it:
his piercings are to die for: (and his eyes)
he has the most adorable smile:
and giggle:
he thinks homophobia is gay:
and his tattoos are amazing:
he’s AMAZING at guitar:
he’s also the sweetest man ever:
he’s also got a great orgasm face:
in...
Watchspankmyfrank:
emergencymoustache:
carrrooo:
snapesarmy:
mckennaechelon:
zoeechelonh:
oi-spaceman:
fyeah-cyruslovatogomezjonas:
onedirectioncx:
abelieberdream:
ayitsdanielle:
omfg. AMAZING.
OMFG! it worked lol
i had to reblog this again because i tried 432544 times and it worked everytime.
HOW?! :|
MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO OUTSMART THIS
MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD HOW DID IT...
